Monday, October 16, 2017

A FACEBOOK HALLOWEEN STORY (many authors)

It was dark and stormy. And the car broke down walking 2 miles. I need to find shelter. But in a flash of lightning, I saw... A giant purple sausage, serial killer, in crocs Walking directly towards me. I ran Towards the Broken Door Stepping on Bubble wrap.

 An old Broken piano Started playing And I Jumped back. Falling over An old Clown corpse While the Fart monster Oh shit!! Unloaded loudly Honk! Honk! Gleefully upon Innocent bastards Clown's revenge

 Recruiting Chucky To sell Ferocious underwear Toe nails Lurking behind creaky pail Covered in A slimy Layer of Slugs and snails. I grabbed A machete And flamethrower Then walked Towards the Pitch black Doorway in Large boocoodle And strode Butt naked Toward my Destiny, but Karma had Other ideas Other plans. Soon everyone Had beer. Got naked And danced Like they're Ancestors before.

 However, the Weather didn't Cooperate with Their dreams To Attend Your fetish Fur spider Up my Spooky lane With superman And stars Bright shiny Shiny shiny During the Miserable dinner I woke all sweaty up gassy to see fall leaves And snow Was so Better than To see A crackwhore Eat cheese Amongst others Giving handys To everyone And none Were satisfied

 And suddenly Santa appeared But Easterbunny Was ready To organize his persona(fursona?) And then He went To buy A 12pack Of condoms A ladybug landed on his shoulder Then it Started dancing Twerking rapidly Then died From fart Gas inhalation His ghost Started writing Heil Hitler... (said racists) Then suddenly, His grandmother Came over Laughing loudly And died.

 Big watermelon Suddenly exploded Turning into Naked nightmare Which turned Into circus Lions growling Clowns sexing, Balloons exploding Which made Everyone horny But suddenly My penis The tent To shrink And sperm To erupt All over Everyone laughed Red Balloon Went Kablooie And children Started crying Strange smell of methane From my happy feet And butt Caught fire And expanded Old granny Felt weird In her

 pink boots And thong Running into a homosexual Offering chocolate edible underwear But poisoned Faints from cockolate poisoning Everybody suddenly Farts violently Because of The chocolate Black sheep family member Got exiled, too excited... But decided foot fetishes Holding flowers were appropriate Over the dark web Shiny spider A rainbow

 Turned into A camel Sand everywhere... Anakin's mad But also A Jedi Being hungry Ate Sandpeople Restaurant nearby Planet of Burger sauce Orders taken Order 66 With fries And extra Hot chocolate Slurp slurp
vomit vomit Cook complained Cook triggered Started baking a A large Purple sausage Crashing sound Woke up Next to Dead vampire But alive Horny necrophiliacs Dropped dead Again sadly Pink elephant Holding flowers
For you Dancing around Completely drunk Flew away Cockroaches calling Fartnado approaches Finding nobody Intense heat Felt cold And calls Of nature For creating ***Summer! Gloomy doom But Elsa

 Destroyed summer Happy End Joyful winter In Northern Shoe shop Selling only Flip flops Thinking Crocs Are ugly Stupid autocorrect Boots disappeared. He said That you Take this And do Find another Creepy Barkeeper Serving cold Bloody mary's And beer For free Tomorrow only So everybody Left quickly To drink Next door Better beer Cheers mate Said Chewbacca Thinking about Han's death And crying Reminding himself He has Cold beer To kill And weed But beer Kylo ren Without knowing About Snoke

 Who died Will drink Was resurrected No more So I Decided to Moon walk Music started Wrong song LIke Michael But Buble Didn't maul But Jackson Did, however Beer was bloody warm.

 No fridge. Tasted stale and flat The barkeeper Sucks ass For free. You sure? Try it. Uh oh He said Happy Halloween Oh boy nice ass Whose ass? Chocolate lips? Hell gate Pumpkin pie does not Move me Or my Stuffed Buzzard That much Blood gushing Out of My nose Flooded the Whole car WIth snot And sticky nasal hair Then suddenly A little Wicked spider Came out Crawled up Her leg Yelling banzai!!!! Everything was Suitably aroused Then she Starts begging To kill her With treacle And eggs

 The blade glided gracefully Through cake Her breath Was cold But suddenly Blood bleeds Covering everything On the Flowers hall But suddenly WIthout warning A sinkhole, (c/o Gordon Matthew (STING) (haha)
Everyone farted But why I keep The keys To the Old basement Which smelled Like ears And cheese And feet And yet He loved The smell And wants
More cheese On toast WIth extra Chocolate sauce But no Allergy caused Excessive use Of Claritine Or anything Purple and Big Green Hairy legs Gigantic sausage Waving about Carmen Electra Power wave
When suddenly She slipped Out of This life "Summers over" party time On ice Cream and Sugar tasted Worse than Gym socks Twice warm.
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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

METROPOLIS CITIES, CONT'D

Mayfields
Batu Pahat
Hannah Land
Trancechiatto
New Divide
Amphipolis Trace
Metroppolia
Lizart
Happyolis
Isle of Khamsin
Satellite
Alexandroupolis
Football Heaven
Football
Football
Football
Football Central
Football City
Football City
Football County
Football Grassroots
Football Hall of Fam
Footballville
Football Rocks
Football Streetzzzzz
Football Town
Football Town USA
Football World
Footballburg
Footballcity
Gridiron City
Gridiron City
Gridiron
Gridiron
Hockeyboro
Hockeycity
Hockey Town
Hockey Town
Hockey
Hockey
Hockey
Hockey Central
Hockey City
Hockey City
Hockey Corner
Hockey Land
Hockey Lives Here
Hockey Place
CBH Hockey Town
Jsp
Cbjhockeytown
Field Hockey Love
Habshockeyville
Hemsky Hockey
Hockey Puckville
Hockey Sur Glace
Hockeytown RedWings
Hockeytahn
Hockeytonville
Hockeytow N
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown
Hockeytown Ca
Hockeytown Carolina
Hockeytown Detroit
Hockeytown Nc
Hockeytown North
Kevintopia
Hockey Ville
Hockey Village
Njd Hockeyville
Hockeyvill
Hockeyvilla
Hockeyville
Hockeyville
Hockeyville
Hockeyville
Hockeyville
Hockeyville
Hockeyville Canada
Hockeyville Ii
Hockeyvillehabs
Hockeyvilles
Le Hockeyville
New Hockeyville
Raptor
Raptor
Raptor
Raptor
Raptor City
Raptor Island
Raptor Vill
Raptorjesus
Raptorland
Raptorland
Eraptor
Kraptorpolis
Medan Raptor
Raptoropolis
Raptors Retreat
Raptorstown
Raptorswarm
Raptortopia
Raptorville
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Monday, April 10, 2017

Cities

Pop & Ent Plz !!
Other Hong Kong & Friendy member:
Gavin Leung , Beautiful World
 Justin Lau , Justin City 
Steve Ho , Happy Sunshine 
Bai Zhihong , Aikira Sing 
James Tse , Badminton World 
Tobe Tam , Victoria 
Kim Ching Kong , Beautiful City 
Zuki Lai , Mayfair 
Macy Leung , Macy 
Colon Chan , Zorecity 
Carmen Chan , Big Big World 
Michael Chu , Mccw
Priscilla Wong , Mermaid Melody Pichi 
Alex Tang , Tangy 
Mable Ma , Bobo City 
Andy Pang , Cx City 
Lam Chau Yee , Free Cherry 
Kieu Ngoc Thao , My World 
Ivy Leung , Ivy Leung 
Angelina Snoopy , Happyland 
Viola Cheng , Vivi 
Au Wai Mei , Wai Mei City 
John Cheung , Ruftsburg 
Christina Leung , Sooco 
Jenny Ching , Jccccc 
'Clarence Wong' ,Hong Kong City
Eric Yeung , Best Of Asia 
Raymond Kwong , Lullaby 
Mezereon Poon , Mezereon 
Wang Hiu Lam , Sandy Kingdom 
Tao Ng , The Peak 
Coco Macy , Coco 
Tai Chung Po , Kwok Kai 
Mak Ks , Makks Hk
Peter Ko , Marconi Wong 
Wan Chi , Wanchi 
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Thursday, July 28, 2016

PIUS DEA

"Here we stand, at the extremity of our exertion, having cast behind us the idols of our fathers, to once again carry to our foe the penalties due their sacrilege. Come perdition or hard vacuum, the Republic expects that every citizen will do his duty." ―Supreme Chancellor Contispex, Fourth Inaugural Oration
Pius Dea was a fanatic religious cult, most famous for their control of the Galactic Republic during the Pius Dea Era. The cult first came to power when one of their members, the man who would become known as Contispex I, became Supreme Chancellor of the Republic in 11,987 BBY after the impeachment and assassination of Chancellor Pers'lya. Through Contispex and his successors, all of whom took the name Contispex and many of whom were members of his dynasty, Pius Dea would rule the galaxy for just over a thousand years. The era of their rule was characterized by the Pius Dea Crusades: a series of over thirty bloody wars against alien species and suspected alien sympathizers. The religion was effectively destroyed by the Bureau of Ships and Services, the Jedi Order, and the Republic Navy in the year 10,966 BBY, withJedi Grand Master Biel Ductavis assuming the role of Supreme Chancellor after the ousting of Contispex XIX.

DOCTRINE AND PRACTICES

The Pius Dea was a monotheistic religion that worshiped a deity known as The Goddess. Members of the Pius Dea adhered to a strict moral code emphasizing humanocentrism and spiritual purity. They associated the Outer Rim with chaos and believed that they had a divine mandate to defeat chaos in return for gaining treasures and divine secrets. While scouting of the Republic's frontiers still continued under the sect, exploration and making contact with alien civilizations was seconded to the sect's primary interests in military conquest, acquiring material wealth, and religious missionary work. Many spacers accumulated much social status and wealth by privateering for the sect.
As a Human supremacist cult, the Pius Dea regarded many alien species as "unredeemable" due to their alleged inferiority and the threat they posed to the Human civilizations of the Core Worlds. They viewed their military conflicts against their opponents as crusades with the ultimate intention of gaining spiritual merit and purification. Despite their humanocentric outlook, the Pius Dea were willing to accept alien converts but looked down upon them as "Rimkin". Religious conversion was associated with increased social mobility and unrestricted passage throughout Republic-controlled worlds for those who enlisted in the Republic's military which was then firmly under the sect's control. The sect also had religious commissars attached to military units to root out heretics and apostates.

HISTORY

FORGING A THEOCRACY

The movement that would become Pius Dea began on Coruscant several centuries before Contispex I became Supreme Chancellor in 11,987 BBY. Coruscanti began calling for communities to clamp down on corruption, purging "unredeemable" elements to restore purity. Pius Dea would rise to prominence with the help of the man known to history as Contispex I. Contispex was born on Coruscant and became a prominent member of the Coruscant Merchants' Guild, where he became a powerful figure in the Pius Dea faith. His staunch stance against corruption and his intolerance of those who did not share his high standards made him a well-loved figure in the public eye. He quickly became a member of the Senate, and he was elected by a landslide to the position of Supreme Chancellor after the impeachment and laterassassination of the Bothan Chancellor Pers'lya in 11,987 BBY.
However, very few outside of the Pius Dea's leadership circle were aware that Contispex and Pius Dea had conspired with the Malkite Poisoners to impeach and kill the Bothan, so that they could seize power. With the rise of Contispex, Pius Dea gained full control of the key political and economic machinery of the Republic's government, purging all of their opponents from power. With a generation, most important bureaucratic positions were reserved exclusively for cult members. Within two to three generations, many of these key posts became hereditary, entrenching the sect's influence at the expense of creating a culture of nepotism within the Republic's government. By the 11,500s BBY, the sect's vast fleet of Cathedral ships were crewed by descendants of Republic Navy personnel who had converted to the faith. In contrast, opponents of the sect including dissidents, heretics and apostates were designated as Proscribed: entailing a loss of civil liberties, economic assets and stiff barriers to social mobility.

PIUS DEA CRUSADES

Contispex I would launch the first of what would be later known as the Pius Dea Crusades in 11,965 BBY, as a preemptive strike against the Hutts in the Outer Rim Territories. Contispex's successors would continue these conflicts, with at least 34 crusades having been completed by 10,966 BBY. However, Contispex and his successors soon turned their attention to other alien species and sects which had been members of the Republic for millennia. Finally, the sect even targeted Humans accused of being alien sympathizers. Over the course of a millennium, the Republic was bogged down in unending warfare with several alien species that were judged irredeemable and subject to genocide including theZarracines and Teirasans. The Pius Dea Republic would also be engaged in various protracted conflicts with the Hutts throughout that millennium. 
For millennia, Alsakan and Coruscant had been rivals for dominance of the Republic. Due to the Pius Dea's origins on Coruscant, the planet became a stronghold of the sect. Religious tensions coalesced with political and economy rivalry to culminate in the Sixth Alsakan Conflict in 11,820 BBY. During that conflict the Core World of Alsakan and their territories in the Perlemian Trade Route seceded from the Pius Dea Republic. Many alien worlds subsequently aligned themselves with Alsakan in return for protection from the Republic.

THE CONTISPEX DYNASTY

Contispex I would step down after a forty-year term in 11,947 BBY, when he was succeeded by his son Contispex II. Contispex's family would continue this dynastic tradition, with each successive member taking the name Contispex by the last centuries of the Pius Dea period. Several of the Chancellors of this era, while not related to the original Contispex, would still take the name Constipex. The dynasty would end with Contispex XIX, who was captured by the Jedi aboard the Flame of Sinthara at the Battle of Uquine. Contispex XIX was taken to Caamas, where he was tried and found guilty of crimes against the galaxy, and was imprisoned there for the rest of his life.

COLLAPSE

The religious zeal of the Pius Dea Republic antagonized many species and powers within the galaxy. Following the Sixth Alsakan Conflict, Coruscant's rival Alsakan opened secret lines of communication with several alien species alienated by the Crusades including the Duros, Herglics, and the Hutts. By the 11,100s BBY, the Republic's military expansionism had stalled and the Pius Dea leadership began launching internal inquisitions to root out apostates, heretics, and unbelievers within their ranks. These inquisitions created much hardship and deaths. Caamasi emissaries came to the Jedistronghold of Ossus and succeeded in convincing the Order to end its recusal in 11,100 BBY.

The Jedi subsequently coollaborated with the Caamasi and Alsakani to engineer a heresy within the Pius Dea adherents. In 10,967 BBY, these religious heretics announced themselves during the Renunciation; creating an internal civil war which wrecked the Republic. This allowed a broad anti-Pius Dea coalition led by the Jedi to assail the Pius Dea Republic. While much of the Republic Navy defected to join the Renunciates, the Pius Dea still maintained a large fleet of thousands of Cathedral ships which they used to wage warfare on their enemies. In 10,966 BBY, the sect was militarily defeated during the Battle of Uquine when the Bureau of Ships and Services seeded the Pius Dea fleet with rogue navicomputers codes which caused much of the fleet to leap into hyperspace. Many of these Cathedral ships would remain trapped forever in the depths of unexplored space, unable to restart their engines.
The Jedi subsequent took over the machinery of the Republic with Grand Master Biel Ductavis assuming thechancellorship. Meanwhile, all members of the sect were removed from all positions of power including the Galactic Senate and their Supreme Temple on Coruscant was destroyed. The Pius Dea gradually died out within a few generations and the faith was considered extinct by the time of the Galactic Alliance. Despite the defeat of the Pius Dea, interspecies tensions between the Human-dominated Core Worlds and the predominantly alien Rimward territories lingered for millennia. These lingering tensions would be exploited by Darth Sidious during his rise to galactic dominance during the last decades of the Galactic Republic and the Clone Wars. The Pius Dea Spaceport existed on Coruscant millennia later.
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Tuesday, June 21, 2016

The Great Manifest Period

The Republic's Great Manifest period (20,000–17,000 BBY) marked an increased movement into the Rimward territories of the Slice, which became known as the Expansion Region."
―From the text of The New Essential Chronology by Voren Na'al[src]
The Great Manifest Period of the Galactic Republic was a span of time that lasted from 20,000 BBY to 17,018 BBY. It was characterized by increased movement into the Slice and the establishment of the Expansion Region in its Rimward territories. Even as the Republic expanded astrographically, the government expanded its bureaucracy. The limit of fifty systems per sector that had been set by the early Republic continued to be ignored, causing already burgeoning sectors in the newly colonized areas of galactic space to be virtually ungovernable. Additionally, the era featured the creation of the Metellos Trade Route, which connected Coruscant to Metellos and other points west of the galactic center. The new hyperspace route increased trade among the newly connected systems. Around 2,000 years thereafter, the bureaucracy expanded with the establishment of the Bureau of Ships and Services to regulate and manage transportation across the galactic community.

Culturally, the Republic was undergoing change, as well. Vianism, a religion that had developed among the Core Worlds, became non-extant on its generative planets; however, it spread into the expanding regions of the galaxy and took hold within the Kanz sector. Additionally, the famed Shawken Spire saw its destruction during the Great Manifest Period, an event that was remembered over 8,000 years later. All the while, outside of Republic space, the two planets Neona and Kamino underwent dramatic climate changes. These events, which began during the Great Manifest Period, caused extinction for the native species of Neona and forced adaption of the Kaminoan species. Nevertheless, the era and its corresponding boom were brought to an abrupt end by internal strife in the form of the First Alsakan Conflict.

Proem

Blue Glass Arrow See also: Expansionist Era
Following the creation of the Galactic Republic, the Expansionist Era featured steady but limited growth to Republic space until its terminus in 20,000 BBY. Most of the known galactic community was confined to the Core Worlds and other planets that lined the existing hyperspace routes of the Perlemian Trade Route and the early legs of the Corellian Run. Outside of Republic space, however, interstellar alliances, such as Hutt Space, the Herglic Trade Empire, and the Tion Cluster, existed along with numerous yet-unknown, but inhabited, worlds.[2]
 
As the years passed, the Republic continued to expand. Exploration into the regions colloquially known as "Wild Space" and the blazing of new hyperspace routes were regarded as dangerous endeavors. The risks notwithstanding, the Republic was expanding into the area of space that later became known as "the Slice." By 100 years before the Great Manifest Period began, many worlds in the Inner Rim and Colonies had been settled.[2] Additionally, some cultures had begun Rimward migration during this time. Among them, the Etti had fled the Core Worlds as a reaction to persecution at the hands of the what they viewed as the Republic's oppressive and tyrannical government. These people had terraformed the planet Etti IV and relocated outside of the Republic boundaries—and Coruscant's bureaucracy.[5]

The galaxy during the Great Manifest Period

Commerce and politics

Early expansion and bureaucratic growth

The Great Manifest Period of the Galactic Republic began in 20,000 BBY. Planets such as Alsakan, Corellia, and Coruscant continued the trend of expansion and settlement deeper into "the Slice," populating the Expansion Region. The colonization and expansion had become institutionalized during this time, with companies and planets vying for resources and settlements. Corellia and Coruscant were able to stake claim to the choicest locations along hyperspace routes, however, prompting resentment to brood on Alsakan. Within the Slice proper, colonists and corporations from Alsakan and Coruscant aggressively competed for new systems in which to establish their hold, while Corellia largely staked its claim south of the galactic center.[2]
 
About 20,000 BBY, the Core World planet Metellos was experiencing the domestic problems of overpopulation and a lack of trade. The planetary government commissioned a new hyperspace route to connect eastward, to Coruscant, with the intent of easing its struggle.[6] Additionally, the planet hoped that the new hyperspace route would extend west of the Core in a manner analogous to the super-routes of the Perlemian Trade Route and the Corellian Run, which connected far-flung regions of space with the Core.[2] When the route reached its completion, the new Metellos Trade Route connected eastward to Coruscant as desired,[6] but the trail only extended westward to Orooturoo due to anomalous eddies within hyperspace west of the Core. Ultimately, trade with Coruscant marginally increased, but commercial traffic saw the most growth between Metellos and Orooturoo.[2]
 
As the Republic burgeoned, so did its bureaucracy. With the growth of Republic space, new sectors were created and gained representation in the Galactic Senate, increasing the size of the governing body. Existing sectors also grew, in spite of the "Rule of Fifty"—a Republic law designed to limit the number of star systems in a single sector at fifty. As the growth of the Great Manifest Period continued, the rule was largely ignored, and some sectors became so large that they were rendered ungovernable.[2]
 
The expansion of the Republic, combined with the increase in hyperspace travel and commerce among its member worlds, prompted the creation of the Bureau of Ships and Services (BoSS).[2] The organization, created within the bureaucracy of the Republic, was designed to track movement of ships and goods through space, along with assigning transponder codes and tracking vessel ownership.[7] The BoSS was said to have been created more than 1,000 years prior to the end of the Great Manifest Period,[2] although it had also been remarked that the Bureau was created slightly later.[7]

Prelude to conflict

As the Great Manifest Period unfolded, the differences between Core stalwarts Coruscant and Alsakan reached a pivotal juncture. Cultural and socio-political differences in the Core were being reflected in the Rimward reaches of the Republic. The citizens of Alsakan and daughter colonies neither viewed the Republic as the pinnacle of achievement nor aligned with large mega-corporations. They preferred and retained a more aristocratic philosophy and sought for less bureaucracy and greater local or planetary independence. At the same time, Coruscant and its corporate-political interests sought to attain a foothold as much of the Slice as possible in an effort to amass a stockpile of natural resources. The Slice largely divided into an Alsakani-dominant northern portion, including worlds along the Perlemian Trade Route, and a Coruscant-controlled southern half that became known as the "Exploitation Region."[3]
 
The corporate conglomerates of Coruscant aggressively pushed further into the Rimward systems and acted against the Alsakani colonial efforts in their exploitation of the new-found worlds. The merchants evicted many of the colonists, who took refuge in Alsakani-aligned worlds along the Perlemian. Alsakan's envy of Coruscanti control, combined with a belief that the Republic was both too strong and centralized, prompted a deeper colonization campaign. Alsakan-led warships accompanied colonial efforts on resource-rich worlds, to which the so-called "Grand Companies" resisted. As a result, armed freighters of Duros merchants skirmished with the Alsakani vessels. The Coruscant-based Republic government backed its corporate interests and open conflict began in 17,018 BBY with the Republic assault and capture of the Alsakan colony Virujansi.[3]

Culture

The early years of the Great Manifest Period marked the end of the religion Vianism within the Core Worlds. Vianism was an ancient belief system that originated in the Core Worlds and centered on worship of the goddess Via and her two likeness: the Beatific Countenance and the Glorious Radiance. Even though the religion died out in the Core, it was retained among the ancestors to the Argazdan civilization. These peoples then sent missionaries throughout the worlds of the Kanz sector, where the religion was revived with the conversion of the Lorrdians and Sipsk'ud.[8]
On the Core World Shawken, the massive structure known as the Shawken Spire had reached low-orbit altitudes. Made from ancient building materials since its foundations over 700 years prior, the structure had grown in renown across the known galaxy. In 18,780 BBY, the iconic edifice that predated the Republic met its destruction.[2] Also in the Core Worlds, the competition between Alsakan and Coruscant spilled over into linguistic usage. Alsakan was promoting the usage of the High Galactic language and alphabet, in place of Basic and Aurebesh, which were used on Coruscant.[9]
 
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