It was dark and stormy. And the car broke down walking 2 miles. I need to find shelter. But in a flash of lightning, I saw... A giant purple sausage, serial killer, in crocs Walking directly towards me. I ran Towards the Broken Door Stepping on Bubble wrap.
An old Broken piano Started playing And I Jumped back. Falling over An old Clown corpse While the Fart monster Oh shit!! Unloaded loudly Honk! Honk! Gleefully upon Innocent bastards Clown's revenge
Recruiting Chucky To sell Ferocious underwear Toe nails Lurking behind creaky pail Covered in A slimy Layer of Slugs and snails. I grabbed A machete And flamethrower Then walked Towards the Pitch black Doorway in Large boocoodle And strode Butt naked Toward my Destiny, but Karma had Other ideas Other plans. Soon everyone Had beer. Got naked And danced Like they're Ancestors before.
However, the Weather didn't Cooperate with Their dreams To Attend Your fetish Fur spider Up my Spooky lane With superman And stars Bright shiny Shiny shiny During the Miserable dinner I woke all sweaty up gassy to see fall leaves And snow Was so Better than To see A crackwhore Eat cheese Amongst others Giving handys To everyone And none Were satisfied
And suddenly Santa appeared But Easterbunny Was ready To organize his persona(fursona?) And then He went To buy A 12pack Of condoms A ladybug landed on his shoulder Then it Started dancing Twerking rapidly Then died From fart Gas inhalation His ghost Started writing Heil Hitler... (said racists) Then suddenly, His grandmother Came over Laughing loudly And died.
Big watermelon Suddenly exploded Turning into Naked nightmare Which turned Into circus Lions growling Clowns sexing, Balloons exploding Which made Everyone horny But suddenly My penis The tent To shrink And sperm To erupt All over Everyone laughed Red Balloon Went Kablooie And children Started crying Strange smell of methane From my happy feet And butt Caught fire And expanded Old granny Felt weird In her
pink boots And thong Running into a homosexual Offering chocolate edible underwear But poisoned Faints from cockolate poisoning Everybody suddenly Farts violently Because of The chocolate Black sheep family member Got exiled, too excited... But decided foot fetishes Holding flowers were appropriate Over the dark web Shiny spider A rainbow
Turned into A camel Sand everywhere... Anakin's mad But also A Jedi Being hungry Ate Sandpeople Restaurant nearby Planet of Burger sauce Orders taken Order 66 With fries And extra Hot chocolate Slurp slurp
vomit vomit Cook complained Cook triggered Started baking a A large Purple sausage Crashing sound Woke up Next to Dead vampire But alive Horny necrophiliacs Dropped dead Again sadly Pink elephant Holding flowers
For you Dancing around Completely drunk Flew away Cockroaches calling Fartnado approaches Finding nobody Intense heat Felt cold And calls Of nature For creating ***Summer! Gloomy doom But Elsa
Destroyed summer Happy End Joyful winter In Northern Shoe shop Selling only Flip flops Thinking Crocs Are ugly Stupid autocorrect Boots disappeared. He said That you Take this And do Find another Creepy Barkeeper Serving cold Bloody mary's And beer For free Tomorrow only So everybody Left quickly To drink Next door Better beer Cheers mate Said Chewbacca Thinking about Han's death And crying Reminding himself He has Cold beer To kill And weed But beer Kylo ren Without knowing About Snoke
Who died Will drink Was resurrected No more So I Decided to Moon walk Music started Wrong song LIke Michael But Buble Didn't maul But Jackson Did, however Beer was bloody warm.
No fridge. Tasted stale and flat The barkeeper Sucks ass For free. You sure? Try it. Uh oh He said Happy Halloween Oh boy nice ass Whose ass? Chocolate lips? Hell gate Pumpkin pie does not Move me Or my Stuffed Buzzard That much Blood gushing Out of My nose Flooded the Whole car WIth snot And sticky nasal hair Then suddenly A little Wicked spider Came out Crawled up Her leg Yelling banzai!!!! Everything was Suitably aroused Then she Starts begging To kill her With treacle And eggs
The blade glided gracefully Through cake Her breath Was cold But suddenly Blood bleeds Covering everything On the Flowers hall But suddenly WIthout warning A sinkhole, (c/o Gordon Matthew (STING) (haha)
Everyone farted But why I keep The keys To the Old basement Which smelled Like ears And cheese And feet And yet He loved The smell And wants
More cheese On toast WIth extra Chocolate sauce But no Allergy caused Excessive use Of Claritine Or anything Purple and Big Green Hairy legs Gigantic sausage Waving about Carmen Electra Power wave
When suddenly She slipped Out of This life "Summers over" party time On ice Cream and Sugar tasted Worse than Gym socks Twice warm.
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